theyoungtimpani

-Charlee: Can I leave early to go to the bathroom?
-Mrs. Louks: The bathroom? What's exciting in the bathroom?
-Charlee: The toilet-
-Mrs. Louks: Toilets aren't exciting.
-Erin: Toilets are pretty exciting if you really have to pee.

DRAMA

(Amy picks up a small binder)
-Amy: Where do you get binders this size?!
-Mrs. Free: At the binder-getting-place.

(Amy shows a drawing she did of a Bird of Paradise)
-Amy: *sings* May a Bird of Paradise fly up your nose-
-Laura: I wouldn't want a bird up my nose. Especially a paradise bird 'cause it looked like it had a lot of feathers.

-Amy: *sings* May a Bird of Paradise fly up your nose-
-Laura: No. Birds can't fit up noses.

DRAMA

-Laura: Emilee! My parents leave today for California! I'm in charge of the house!
-Me: So what'll happen first- fire that burns down the house or party that ends with the arrival of the police?
-Laura: (thinks for a moment) Maybe fire, party, fire...or party, fire, party...or maybe fire, fire, party, fire...party.

PHYSICS

(Mrs. Louks is sick)
-Josh: Mrs. Louks, you look beautiful today.
-Mrs. Louks: Yeah, I think the red nose really brings out my eyes.

-Maggie: Mrs. Louks, no offense, but why are you here?
-Walker: Because she really likes money.

-Maggie: I got 7.55.
-Mrs. Louks: What?!
-Maggie: Alright. That's all I needed to know.

CIVICS

(About LBJ's craziness)
-Me: He peed on Secret Service.
-Derrick: I'd do that. Sounds like fun.

ANATOMY

-Aaron the Maintenance Man: Something over there smelled like puke.
-Oliver: (sniffs himself) Its not me!

-Oliver: What are grits?
-Mrs. Louks: Well, honey, grits are a Southern delicacy. We take a little grit-bird and boil it down-
-Oliver: I'm going snipe hunting!
-Mrs. Louks: Well, maybe you'll find a little grit-bird out there next to a snipe.